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Poems ... Husband/ Wife

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    Posted: 15 July 2010 at 5:55am
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

 
                                                               
                                                              
        WIFE:                                                     
        I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                  
        I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.              
        Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.  
                                                                   
                                                                  
        HUSBAND:                                                  
        God saw me hungry, he created pizza.                      
        He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.                      
        He saw me in the dark, he created light.                  
        He saw me without problems, he created YOU.               
                                                                  
                                                                   
        WIFE:                                                     
        Twinkle twinkle little star                               
        You should know what you are                              
        And once you know what you are                            
        Mental hospital is not so far.                            
                                                                  
                                                                   
        HUSBAND:                                                  
        The rain makes all things beautiful.                      
        The grass and flowers too.                                
        If rain makes all things beautiful                        
        Why doesn't it rain on you?                               
                                                                  
                                                                  
        WIFE:                                                      
        Roses are red Violets are blue                           
        Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.                     
        Don't feel so angry you will find me there too            
        Not in cage but laughing at you                            
                                                                   
                                                                  
Wife will always have her last say.

Any comments, my dear friends?

God bless U.
 
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